“Knock knock.. who’s there? Cockroach and Black Widow.”

Wednesday afternoon, it’s steaming hot outside and I had just finished one more class of school. I was waiting for my friends and decided to just rest for a few minutes. There I was laying on bed gazing my white ceiling when I noticed a black widow (for what I know) in mid air. It had made an air bridge from the wall 1,5 meters away to the hook of my mosquito net. I tried to figure out how it had done it but couldn’t find an answer to it. Relocating this certain Black Widow wasn’t an option so I had to kill it with my notebook. Sorry.

About an hour ago I was eating in my favorite veggie restaurant. As usual I started my lunch by eating the salad. After few mouthfuls I noticed a shape that didn’t fit the ‘salad shape’ category in my brain’s memory bank. I turned out to be a cockroach, but luckily it was a dead one. I returned the plate to a very surprised employee of the restaurant and asked “if I could possible change my salad because this one seems to have a cockroach in it?”
At first he couldn’t say a word but then turned to a girl who came to serve me and gave double the amount of 2 other salads. =D

It was quite ugly experience, but then again, it’s not like I had a dead big on my plate or fried cow’s brains wrapped around tortilla.

“…Which one of you knocked?”
“Neither one, are you stupid! How could a Cockroach or a Black Widow knock a big metal door!”
“So it was my conscience?”
“No silly man, it was your beautiful neighbor. First Cockroach chased her in to a corner and then I threatened to poison her if she didn’t do the “knock knock” for us.”